i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
Confessions is a public art project that invites people to anonymously share their confessions and see the confessions of the people around them in the heart of the Las Vegas strip.
reblogging again because it’s absolutely incredible
important as fuck
can i put this on my refrigerator
who sings this song
your future son in law
i love this
never thought i would actually like something from Shakepeare…but this line is genius
hi
hey
wanna cyber
Depends are you a girl? ;)
ya
And okay then, you start?
i come into ur bedroom
and ur sleeping
and i crawl under your blanket
I'm still asleep
u feel me pulling down ur pants
and u wake up and smile
I kiss you gently, still sleepy
then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
cutting off your penis
wait
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Then what...?
I HATE YOU
I didn't cheat
you bleed to death in your bed
i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
nobody ever knows what happened
i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
the end
I have a mercedes?
not anymore faggot
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